Ultimate Collection of Funny Whatsapp Status

If you are using whatsapp inside you mobile and want to alter your status with funny quotes here is the best variety of funny whatsapp status and quotes for yourself.

Previously I have got posted best whatsapp status and from now on that was combination of best selection of 5 categories.

Now a days whatsapp has became more active then facebook however facebook is yet ahead. We could share status on both platform.

•When God blesses you financially -
don't only raise your standard of just living... but also boost your standard of giving

•I pretend to be effective. They pretend to pay for me.
•Silence is Golden. Duct tape is Silver :3
•A person is as young since the woman he feels.
•We all have that certain skinny friend who eats greater than fat person...
•A smart man once told me, regardless how HOT she is, somebody somewhere is sick and tired of her....
•If you need much more time go and buy a wrist watch.
•Brains are amazing, I wish everyone had one.
•Individuals who havesort of individuals are the relatives who give me bucks once they leave. :D
•Show me on the rear of your mini van window where your daily life went wrong.
•I’m growing a mullet to test our friendship.
•Ain’t no sandwich when she’s gone.
•You’re not over it whether it still making you angry.
•That moment when you realize your day was really a complete waste of makeup.
•I can confirm that crying is surely an actual step in the process of performing math.
•I never realize simply how much I swear until I’m in a situation where I can’t.
•*forgets what I’m discussing halfway using a sentence*
•Shortest horror story throughout history: Tomorrow is Monday....
•I believe there must be a greater approach to start on a daily basis...instead of awakening every morning.....
•Well I could accept you, but then we'd both be wrong.
•I might call my fashion style: “clothes that also fit.”
•I’m getting my demons some exorcise equipment.
•You have me at mutual friends.
•I’ve mastered the skill of pretending to become tired rather than admitting I’m sad.
•3 AM my cell is ringing...hey there you asleep?? No I’m Skydiving.
•All of my life a thought air was free...Until I bought a bag of chips.
•Marriage means silent suicide.
•Believe me you can expect to dance- Alcohol
•3 mistakes of everyone’s life--Facebook, Twitter and Whatsapp status love
•Great power comes along with great electricity bills.
•Virginity is like a soap bubble, one touch and is particularly gone.
•Rules are made to be break.
•Always respects yourself-respect and stay proud.
•Why 90% girls are stupid- By Stupid Girl.
•Yeah you're really pretty, pretty stupid.
•You have the perfect face for radio.
•I like once you smile, having said that i adore it when I’m the reason.
•Ordinarily people live and learn. You merely live.
•Only brain is works more...if you use it more.
•Everyone wants to park their vehicles in shade but nobody wants to increase trees.
•Will you still hate me?? I don't care!!
•Appears to be I over-estimated the number of the human brain cells.
•Every day life is short smile while you still need teeth.
•I was pro life before I met you
•Everybody else thinks you’re an asshole.
•I don't get drunk, i have awesome.
•We all want to park their vehicles in shade but nobody wants to increase trees.
•In the event you smile when no one is around, you undoubtedly mean it :)
•All my life a thought air was free...Until I got a bag of chips
•If Monday enjoyed a face, I would punch it.
•Virginity is like a soap bubble, one touch in fact it is gone.
•I fell for each other at first sight. I would have looked twice.
•Countless village idiots. So few dragons.
•I’m only as strong because the coffee I drink.
•If folks are talking behind your back, then just fart.
•You’re dry humping my last nerve.
•Ultimately, I hope that wherever my bobby pins go, they’re happy.
•Ask your medical professional if walking blindly into traffic is right for you.
•One of the most expensive things you’ll ever do is observe the wrong person.
•Imagine being so rich you add more than 1/4 tank of gas within your car at one time.
•With all of this technology above and under, humanity still hunts down the other person.
•Nobody is the main reason of your respective happiness expect you yourself.
•I am currently experiencing life on the rate of 15 WTF’s every hours